Have you no sense of tradition? Do you not cram your head inside the turkey before cooking it to make sure there aren't any crustacean / arachnid bastards living in it every Thanksgiving? I know you do...Its tradition
maybe the 5 remaining Bengals who havent been arrested this year will break into our bus...we'll offer chads movie tomb and Steve Kosier's blue dot as an appeasement, then sue the bengals, the nfl, the city of cincinati, and Bush. in order, we will receive from those lawsuits: 100 million dollars, eleventy-threeve frillion dollars, 2 gallons of putrid ohio river water (the kind that may or may not spew from the showers, depending on what floor we are this year), and a talking purple tumbleweed with a name tag that says "rumsfeld"
we also should bring back that extremely manly sounding man in a skirt & hooker boots who was in the lobby last year. halwe....well. n/m
super fast runney somewhat retardy pin chaser guy is always funnAy. (moreso if he would hump dole)
THIS POST ALSO NEEDS THE WORD "FLIPPANT" TO BE INCLUDED.
its been dead in room 617 since last years hoinke. LU will serve it, partially cooked, sometime around spring break next year. the resulting after affects will cause all students to become flying chinese trapeeze artists. Bill Bell will still stand outside the spellman steps, unimpressed, while being fat & smoking.
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