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So L33T It Hurts

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The Only Story Worth Reading...


Sure, there was bowling this past weekend.

Some kids even did well.

There was one child in particular who surpassed everyone else...
...in wetting the bed.

A hearty congratulations go out to Mike Dole for peeing his bed better than anyone else in Wauwatosa...b/c nobody else did.

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Congrats to Doley!!!!


TOMMMMMAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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wheres the pics????

someone has to confirm this...

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did dole know TOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY was in st louis this weekend?  and if so, he actually went away anyway!?!?!?!?!?


btw, he was walking on the tile next to the approach on lane 1 & lofting the arrows


(knittigs regional)



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no there are no pictures doesn 't it didn't actually happen and yes i knew he was going to be here

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I would like to be the first to say to Mike Dole:  Good bowling this weekend, dude.


Now...about those brownies...



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So L33T It Hurts

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I close my eyes and aim left wrote:


there are no pictures because I cried and begged and pleaded and even offered oral sex to everyone to not say anything to anyone who wasn't there. nobody wanted oral from me because I am hella diseased so I just did it while all of them slept. yes, I knew Tommy a.k.a Lover Muffin was going to be there but legally I had to leave town while he was here so it all worked out anyway. please don't tell Tommy a.k.a. Sweet Prince of Doleyville that I pissed the bed...i'll go down on you to stay quiet...



 


Shut up, Dole



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