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Wiffles...amended


Official Wiffle Ball Rules

1. The pitcher must stand on the little wheelchair ramp do-hickey
(Sidewalk in island)
2. Three strikes for an out
3. 10 balls results in a fresh count
4. A team gets three outs an inning
5. Any hit ball that has it’s forward momentum stopped (fielded cleanly
or caught) by an opposing player without boofing it in front of or within the grassy
knoll is an out
6. Any ball hit on the ground that has its forward progress stopped in any
way behind the curb of the island is a single
7. Any fly ball caught before it hits the ground is an out
8. Any ball hit in the air that lands in the back grassy area is a double
9. For females, any flashing while at bat results in an automatic single
unless it causes a lead change (AKA “The Shadow Clause”)
10. Any ball hit in the air that makes contact with the dorm at or below
the second row of windows (3rd Floor) is a triple
11. Any ball hit in the air that makes contact with the dorm above the
the second row or windows (3rd Floor) is a homerun
12. The base runners advance the same amount as the batter
13. All base rules are invalid if actual bases are present, in which case
MLB rules are adopted
14. A game consists of 9 innings unless otherwise specified before the
start of the game
15. The batter order will double as the pitching order for the duration of
the game. All players must bat and pitch
16. The teams must be close in number, if not appropriate measures will
be taken to make it even
17. There will be no throwing of the bat in frustration on the asphalt.
Doing so will result in an out. J Lowe paid good money for the
equipment

Rules written on Sept. 7, 2005 by Jerry Sparkman.
Amended on Sept. 12, 2006 by J Lowe.



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sounds like crap to me...all wiffle games should be played in hall ways during random room checks by RA's


 


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For number 9 to have any meaning you need to invite some females. ahem

Somewhere girls are allowed to be too.

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I think that should only happen if that female (you?) invokes rule 9

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