WTF Liztowerzy

Why you gots to be pizosting shizzlemah when I bees doin' my homework, fo sho??

I'm all like, "Damn, you's bees intrumpeting my work tizime and I's don'ts aprizzlesheates it, skizzley skizzle."

So next time gimme a ring-a-ling on da ring-a-ling machine and axe me if I be doon sumpin' impoh-tant like dat shiz..Damn