Helza bored, I find myself on urbandictionary.com
If you've never been there, it's a hoot
Ultra-helza bored, I type in ghey...This was very simple but I still laughed my cervix off

2. ghey
ghey; it means more gay than gay (not the homosexual kind, the lame kind).
Dana: You're gay.
Melanie: You're g-h-e-y ghey.
Dana: *cries and trips over rock on floor and falls on face and the rats attack her, then the pigeons attack her and cries some more*