i found these to be amazing.. and no im not bush bashing... i just thought these were winners. yeah its a lengthy post, but read em!!

"Do you have blacks, too?"
To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, November 2001

"first, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

"I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists."
January 2001

"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans."
On Oprah Winfrey Show, September 2000

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
Speaking at President's Economic Forum, Waco, Texas, August 2002

"I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances."

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."

"I think war is a dangerous place."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't."

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - so long as I'm the dictator."

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
Aboard Air Force One, June 2003

"I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President."
As quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War

"I'm the master of low expectations."
Aboard Air Force One, June 2003

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."
Speaking at Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner, March 2001

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"The most important job is not to be governor. Or first lady in my case."

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
Discussing decline of French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."

"They misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, Arkansas, November 2000

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it."

"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive."

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"

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-- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 19:42, 2005-11-23