a poem for my lizzy

F0RUM JESuS · Protect & Serve

a poem for my lizzy

J Lowe · So L33T It Hurts

Somehow every night I ended up in your dorm room

There I always found Shea and G's broom

Every now and then I brought it to mine

Twas used to sweep away dust, dirt, and grime

Often I wondered why you never let it go

Pondering, wondering, thinking about it slow

One night no different than others I kicked open you door

I saw you with back up and belly down on the floor

Erect I saw the broom with the bristles up high

Down low I saw the handle wedged deep in your thighs

I said, "It's 2005. I don't judge nobody.

But I'm so going over to tell Shea and G-Money."

Rumors were buzzing and flying like flies

And I still had that image burned into my eyes

For telling the truth he'll bang my head on a wall

Chase, have a nice summer and I'll see you in the fall

-- Edited by J Lowe at 02:00, 2005-06-18

F0RUM JESuS · Protect & Serve

His name was Jason Lowe
He was hung like a gerbils toe
He said he once shaved his sisters butt
Shadow wanted pics, but Jlowe said keep it shut
Instead Jlowe flashed his pearly nips
And Chad watched nervously while playing with poker chips
Later that night Jason plugged in his 5ft Easter bunny
Gave it a hug and called it honey
2minutes later, it was on his bed with its cottontail up
As I walked through the door, Jason covered himself with a cup
I promised I wouldnt say a word
For J Lowes rep could become equal to a turd
But instead I took pics of the naked Jew
And posted them on my photos page on Yahoo!
Some time passed
And Shadow still wanted to see her shaved a**
Jason finally showed us his ghetto sister in the shower
And we didnt see Shadow for many many hours
moral of the story is
never have sex with a jew
otherwise, you might have a kid too

-- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 04:50, 2005-06-18

hanke · Obsessive Posting Disorder

FOr what it's worth, here is what i think about those, as told by the people at Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"Oh ... and er ... interesting rhythmic devices too," continued
Arthur, "which seemed to counterpoint the ... er ... er ..." He
floundered.

Ford leaped to his rescue, hazarding "counterpoint the surrealism
of the underlying metaphor of the ... er ..." He floundered too,
but Arthur was ready again.

"... humanity of the ..."

"Vogonity," Ford hissed at him.

"Ah yes, Vogonity (sorry) of the poet's compassionate soul,"
Arthur felt he was on a home stretch now, "which contrives
through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this,
transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental
dichotomies of the other," (he was reaching a triumphant
crescendo ...) "and one is left with a profound and vivid insight
into ... into ... er ..." (... which suddenly gave out on him.)
Ford leaped in with the coup de gr@ce:

"Into whatever it was the poem was about!"

Tower · Obsessive Posting Disorder

I'm da bestest EVAH!

J Lowe · So L33T It Hurts

All kinds of LOLing

J Lowe · So L33T It Hurts

Tim was a man of very few words

On the flipside he made a ****-ton of turds

Pinching off so many his ass was way buff

Flushing one time was never enough

Many a toilet Tim Jim did clog

The hot steamy water created a fog

A fog so dense clammy that is rose to the roof

Pictures I took so I would have proof

Often this happened so I filled up a binder

With each picture I took the flash made Tim blinder

Last week he said he walked into a wall

Then down a staircase he proceeded to fall

In a hospital bed he awoke to find himself

Looking around he saw the Jade Monkey on a shelf

Felling relaxed Tim closed his eyes

The next time he opened them he was super suprised

The Jade Monkey was upon him holding a plastic bag

Around Tim's head he wrapped it untill his breath did lag

Tim is dead now; just ask Suzy

Don't be suprised if she gets all woozy

This poem has totally gotten away from me

So the time has now come for me to go pee

Panic Attack · Posting Guru

j lowe flailed many a time

more times than on the previous posts he did rhyme

but even more so he did fart

the gasses released making everyone feel like a retard

the windows would open

and the comments would fly

how could j lowe be such a jewish, flailing, ass stinky guy?

it wasn't his homework

it wasn't his spinny ball,

it wasn't what he ate

it wasn't anything like that at all,

what could it be then making all of these toxic fumes pass?

after all has been said and done

it was the baby on the way making this gas...

perhaps he is nervous

perhaps its because he is a jew

but at any rate on this fathers day...

j lowe, this fart's for you.

J Lowe · So L33T It Hurts

Makes perfect "scents" to me
Har har har

Hoop · Posting Guru

Wow....didn't know we had so many poets

Panic Attack · Posting Guru

you'd probably would have noticed, but its hard to do that when you're hibernating.