Ok i was at my parents house (never thought this would start a bad post). We were getting together to have some deep fried turkey and good times. Well it took a LONG TIME to get the oil hot enough and my dad and i had many Rum and Cokes. After dinner (turkey was done around 10:30 and yes the kids were there) my mother made some chocolate martinis. They were goooooooood so i had two. BIG MISTAKE. On the way home (wife drove as she does not drink) i began to feel not good. I thought i was ok but that i would not make it far in the door. Let me interrupt here by saying that my wife cleaned the car this afternoon and that this will play an important roll soon. I live in the beautiful Florissant Valley. As we got to 270 and 170 i suddenly knew i would not make it. I rolled down the window and took off my glasses. Somehow the stream of puke did not hit my daughter who was in the seat behind me( thanks to this SHE may never drink so the night is not a total loss). Chocolate martini and turkey is not a great smell and my son has a weak stomach. He finished what i started and blew chunks around the back of the car. My saintly wife has given me much **** but i understand that she will let me in the room tonight. This is bad. please tell me someone did worse at some point in their lives!
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