Got in to the shop early to do a little cleaning (yes, I do clean every once in a while)...took out the trash, and was vacuuming (!) the showroom area...heard this clunking sound in my vaccum cleaner, so I turned it off...and out pops a Viagra pill! God is good to me! Now...all I need is the woman...
Lizzy has a sexual encounter with Oprah during which time Oprah will look deep into Lizzy's eyes.
Here's the catch: Oprah will have to tilt her head to look at Lizzy because her eyes aren't parallel with each other in relation to the rest of her face!
Lizzy, its the only way. I'm sorry it came to this.