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Coach Dog


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Got in to the shop early to do a little cleaning (yes, I do clean every once in a while)...took out the trash, and was vacuuming (!) the showroom area...heard this clunking sound in my vaccum cleaner, so I turned it off...and out pops a Viagra pill!  God is good to me!  Now...all I need is the woman...

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J Lowe


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I for one think you should do Oprah


Perhaps she tilts her head when shes having sex


 


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apparently she doesn't tilt her head for anything else...since there are no real sex pics of her...we could use the confirmation.

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I for one would not want to even think of her as a sexual being.....GROSS!

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Here's the new plan:


Lizzy has a sexual encounter with Oprah during which time Oprah will look deep into Lizzy's eyes.


Here's the catch: Oprah will have to tilt her head to look at Lizzy because her eyes aren't parallel with each other in relation to the rest of her face!


Lizzy, its the only way. I'm sorry it came to this.


Good luck ****ing Oprah!


 


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-- Edited by J Lowe at 17:32, 2005-03-07

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yuck........

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Suzy Q


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J lowe thats not very nice!

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sexxay hawt!!!


 


 



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i seem to remember that that pic was actualy Oprah's head pasted to Ann Margret's body!

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I r teh loser.

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