Leads to wiggers threatening to kick your ass. it was the funniest **** ever.
jlowe and i were throwin the frisbie around outside & this dude who had his system blastin in his mustang pulls up... & the frisbie barely hits his car...& gets out of the car & says "watch yo self" to jlowe after jlowe said he was sorry...then the "white kid" throws the frisbie out of frustration (it went 5 feet) & then im like "dude dont be an ****, it barely hit your car" then hes like "man why do you keep look'n at me, ill kick your ass right here" ...then goes back into his car with his system blaring & talks on his cellphone at the sametime.
so if you ever see a grey mustang with black racing stripes, loud bass, and a loudass obnoxious motor sound...thats the kid. feel free to throw whatever you want at his pale ass. he drives/speeds around campus a lot.
so ****ing funny.
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"You know what you can't outsource, Fareed? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls." --Stephen Colbert
It's okay, Chase... more than likely I've seen him at Schnucks swiping his EBT card incorrectly through my machine. It usually works that way... the white guy with the loudest base and the blackest look (usually a straight-billed aqua North Carolina Tar Heels Hat and a pair of K-Swiss) has to whisper to me that he's on food stamps. God love'em.. and he's usually talking to his baby on his Nextel that the government paid for.
I think that's why I've sworn off clubs for the immediate future.. guys like THIS actually get the most action there. And then I see him in class the next day responding to the teacher with a "Huh huh... yeah... that's cool." It does say something about a person's character when they actually aspire to go to a place where the music is so loud that you ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO TALK. Maybe they are doing everyone a favor anyway. I've never understood the BASE anyway... I guess it's imagining two people sitting around saying "I've got an idea.. lets have a f*cking drum played so loudly in your ear that you can't hear the music.
So in conclusion.. If you're poor, don't drive a rich man's car. If you're white, don't act black because black people just give you well-deserved nicknames like "Milky", "Rabbit", and "Whitey"
And in the words of George Carlin... Be proud. Be lame. Be white. AND GET THE HELL OFF THE DANCE FLOOR.
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