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F0RUM JESuS

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Date: Tue Jan 4 1:43 PM, 2005

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My computer has died. Funeral Services for the machine shall be held Sunday January 9th, 2005. All are welcomed to attend. The gateway computer shall be split in twine by a large axe. If axe is unattainable, an object of similar structure shall be used. After we have properly disembowled the piece of ***, The machine shall be buried (or thrown in the trash)...which ever seems appropriate at the time. Those who wish to donate money to my dead computer & help me get a new one please go to WWW.PAYPAL.COM and donate any value of money to THERETROBEATDOWN@YAHOO.COM. If you do not have a paypal account, I'll personally accept any form of loose change, or marked/unmarked various bill values. Thank You for your time and sympathy(s) Bryan Chase P.S. - I do not have any files on the computer im currently using that can be used to update the website. So I'm going to make a temporary website just for results & schedule remaining. This web forum will stand. -- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 13:44, 2005-01-04* __________________ "You know what you can't outsource, Fareed? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls." --Stephen Colbert

hanke

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Date: Tue Jan 4 2:53 PM, 2005

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Cant you pop the HD out and get the stuff you need off it before the Final Act? Also i recomend some sort of explosives! that would make it much more fun (and less safe!) __________________ "one skin, two skin, three skin, four sk.."

Tower

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Date: Wed Jan 5 1:18 PM, 2005

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What time is this funeral shin-dig sounds hella fun..err...umm...I mean really depressing and want you to have a shoulder to cry on from your loss. hardeeharhar __________________

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