im sorry but i had to post these. because 1, they are amazing, 2 i cant stop laughing.
if youre easily offended, i wouldnt read any further........but then again if youre easilly offended, i dont think youd be here in the first place. anyway...read n at your own will!
1. True Nature Of Williams: Williams wont you wait a while Williams wont you make us smile No key will unlock the door To an interdimensional dumptruck world 40 ****ing tons of thundering bliss The tip of southern hell Aint even hotter than this If you want to go to williamsburgland You gotta check with cain Because that dog is the man
I cant believe my eyes Its shining in the sky I hope cain enjoys my smell So i can get inside
Welcome to my dumptruck Inside williamsburgland The power seats and cold a/c Is under cains command Men like me who poop and pee Inside a coffee can If you want to get inside Three tests you will withstand
Dig a hole and live in it And sleep in it for 15 days Steal a goddamn police car And drive it in a lake Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic Peeled and sauted steak
2. Big Top Williams: Welcome to the bottom of my pants Eat my **** ****ting out a turkey leg in france Heres 5 dollars Im a nasty dirty little slut Hey i hear ya
We're all bleeding Here's a bagel Vagina land
Let me **** your pussy Let me **** that ****in **** If i had a crowbar Id spread your ass open with it Let me pinch your nipples Let me smell your sweaty tits Ill use my geographic tongue And clean your buttcrack out with it
Smelling her big titties Makes my monster arise Her pussys winking at me Like a wet gooey eye
Vagiflap the reason for cain The way that he looks in my eye Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh My senators vagina in the sky
3. Cain Sings The Blues: My pants is tight And my balls is long My o is itchin From this camel hair thong My legs is sweaty And my mind is too Skip skiffington Is the last angry jew My hands is hairy And my sight is gone Because my willys been Inside your mom When i was 52 i had 3 balls I bury living cats inside my walls
Girls are screaming Boys are crying Uncle teddys fish are dying I got ghonorrea when i Butt ****ed a dead armadillo Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter Beat the **** out of your brother Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy
(jim's insightful speech)
Gangleosis streaming dreams Woke up in a box of beans Wizards dragons demons blizzards Stuff your rectum full of gizzards Beavers in my ssl I condemn them all to hell Drinking beer out of your ass **** your mom with broken glass I hope mom will be home soon So i can get some tasty poon Shoots and ladders getting fatter Puppy soup is not for me Williamsburg upon the wall Who says williams best of all I'll throw liquid on your console If i dont take my haldol
4. Let Me Into Starfish Land: The a train never stops And i am headed for your hole I'd be so lucky if i Could cream in your **** There's so much **** that we Could make each other do I'd rather **** your **** If that's o.k. with you Here comes the honey When i am through But i am not done cause Your **** is so new Open up wide, here comes the train If your head was between your legs Id love to screw your brain
Let me lick your **** Let me lick it clean I'll take you all to starfish land
Let me lick your **** Let me lick it clean I'll suck out all the peanuts I'll suck out all the beans I'll tongue **** your rectum I'll drive up your dirt road I'll felch out my own semen And spit it down your throat
I love bunnies I love pink I love my moms underpants Especially when they stink I love rainbows I love balloons I cried at forest gump And disney cartoons
Boba fett, boba fett Vader and boba fett
Lubed up mustard glove Anal love Traveling butt raping show Steal a mercedes And grab the old ladies And grease up your o
She said that i could touch it She said she'd let me in I warmed her up with my middle finger Some anal ease and gin My wang was in her crap trap Just about to explode Her 30 year old stepmom Came in and drank my load
5. Mr. Indigent Erection: Mr. indignant erection Why must you be so brash Lets play twister with wesson oil Amd a meat cork for your ass Have you ever felt a meat cork plunge you Like a barium enema mass Insufficient lubrication Will damage your intestinal tract
Mothers not home Lets have some fun Make sure that daddys away If they ever found out What were doing here They'd probably think we're gay
Mr. williams home Just leave me alone Captain tupperware Rip out my pubic hair Hey there captain dan Welcome to butter land Melted cheese and **** Rub my face in it
Cadillac mac tick tack A swolen sack attack
Praying to the cottage cheese That runs within my mind Cottage cheese we worship Came from the crack in your behind Masturbate the alligator Masturbate the alligator Frozen pudding logged in person Elevate the elevator Desecrate the nipulator Praying for the nannys Suck my stolen eye Revibrate the devibrator Let me inside of your **** 300 pounds of toys melted Into a log of hate Realize that your mothers boyfriend sells potatoes To a pimp
Work your way into my **** Grab a shovel theres no hassle Welcome to my dick
6. Mammal Sauce: Listen up mother****er I got something i need to say If you dont use mammal sauce You might as well be gay I feel it running through my brain I feel it running through my eyes You hear the name thats calling you It makes you hypnotized
Williams
Sliptoflappy rappy And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker Nabble and a stampy and a Pigeon smelling generator See a chitlin wafer and a Chocolate buttered horses ass Frabble obble abble and a Stupid monkey chicken gas Chinese diarrhea prison carpet Chunky harplegig Nopaliaseah perforated Purple parkle pig
My mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce Spread mammal sauce on my wang We make mammal sauce in bill williams loft And we eat a bucket of tang
7. Jogging In Hell: You thought it was a toothbrush But it was a flashlight Broke out all your teeth In the middle of the night
When i was a boy When i was a man Supercalaspacteoneunifonican Eating in a boat Dying in a dream Jaking in a magic land Thats made from shiny teeth 40 little girls and boys Eating all their siblings toys Waiting for a train inside A russian immigration tank Craving unpubescent narcoleptic Peeled and sauted shrimp Im feeling kind of nausious Cause your mama was a pimpy man
Now im a toothless ****bag But i can see at night I hope aliens impregnate me With a clone of wayne newton
Who is senator williams What has he done for me 4 hits of bubble bath Laced and cut with cheese Pasturized with milk Sedated with the danish Cinnabun has just begun To take over your teeth
8. Stars Ingenious Cooter (Live)
9. Crotchopus: Lets get in the van Go to molly browns I've been saving money for a month If they close it down We'll start a riot
Their damn atm charges ten dollars
Mystical vaginas are in my face I smell the aroma of the gods I'll give you the money I brought with me If you'll friction grind upon my rod
I'm done That was like ten seconds
I got balls
(backwards stripper face)
I'd stick my hand right up her cartoon box Too bad for her we dont have cartoon cocks I'd like to give her a semen dip Jessica rabbits got them cartoon tits My dicks not hard it's just drawn that way And we both know that the rabbits gay I'd shoot up roger with some poison gas So i could **** you in your cartoon ass
Girl with a big face I saw you at the bus stop From a mile away Even though it was really dark Girl with a big face i love you more each day Even though you're face Is as big as a dinner plate
We hope that you enjoyed this Crothcduster album We hope that you like singing along Right now we're really busy Working on the next one This time with help from doctor bronze
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"You know what you can't outsource, Fareed? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls." --Stephen Colbert
WOW Brain over loaded of hilarious ****. I need to burn that...and sorry you have that much time on your hands....err....one hand (left as a matter of fact) to type all of that up. lol. Kinda makes me wonder what the other hand is doing? Spreading X-mas joy no doubt....or mammal sauce.
