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Christmas Safety tips


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-- Edited by mmmmm peanutbutter at 00:53, 2004-12-15

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We know what you are trying to pull...being alone is such a warm and fuzzy feeling isn't Shadow?



-- Edited by Tower at 13:17, 2004-12-14

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Originally posted by: mmmmm peanutbutter

"Well folks, I am a change little boy.  From now on, I will only post good wholesome politically correct non denominational flattery.  Therefore, I want to warn you all of some possible dangers to any smaller siblings you all may have!  The FDCCAHPRMLLCA has recently released this list of items that children must avoid at all times! livingbreathingeatingsleepingairboa constrictorspapergrassceilingsfloorsplasticthe letter "g"the color "orange"Virginasugartrolleysbuttplugsbunniesbowlinglightdarkand the number "71"   While we realize we could not possibly cover every hazard your child may encounter, this will at least help your child live a safer life after you eliminate these potentially fatal household hazards.  Have a wonderful and safe holiday everyone!"


Dang....I was about to go get a plastic orange tree and a boa constrictor named "George" and send all of it with my brother to Norfolk, Virginia, so they could play on the grass in the park all day and night.  Maybe they would go to the park on 71st Street via the trolley car and put buttplugs in all of the bunnies they found.


Come on, give me a break.  You were the one who wanted this place to be livened up.  Then when it does get livened up some, because the things that are being said are not agreeable to you for your own reasons.....its not good enough?  I'll be honest I am about done with posting for awhile because its ridiculous.  If not for the fact I only will have two semesters to go after this year I would seriously consider transferring because of it all.  I hate saying that but its true.



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Originally posted by: mmmmm peanutbutter

"Well folks, I am a change little boy.  From now on, I will only post good wholesome politically correct non denominational flattery.  Therefore, I want to warn you all of some possible dangers to any smaller siblings you all may have!  The FDCCAHPRMLLCA has recently released this list of items that children must avoid at all times! livingbreathingeatingsleepingairboa constrictorspapergrassceilingsfloorsplasticthe letter "g"the color "orange"Virginasugartrolleysbuttplugsbunniesbowlinglightdarkand the number "71"   While we realize we could not possibly cover every hazard your child may encounter, this will at least help your child live a safer life after you eliminate these potentially fatal household hazards.  Have a wonderful and safe holiday everyone!"


 


I see what you're trying to pull...it's not the number 71!!! its really the number 81.....and the letter G?  no way..the letter B has been proven to be harmful to most children around the holidays....man, shadow's tryin for some complete and utter havoc this season.



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like i said in a previous post......your sarcasm enthralls me....

good try though....

however shadow....why did this place need to be "livend" up? I think it was just fine being the "complete nothingness" that it was. Atleast we were all getting along then.

-- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 22:45, 2004-12-14

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