I took my post down because I think everyone who needed to see it, saw it.

If you would like an autographed copy...IM me on one of my various screen names.

If you dont have one of my various screen names....heres what youll need to do:

1.) get a pen and paper

2.) lick the paper and stick it to your forehead(or skin, which ever applies)

3.) take the pen and draw macaroni noodles all over your arms..atleast 200 of them -----if the paper falls...repeat step 2

4.) walk into a public area and ask someone to count the noodles. -----if the paper falls, repeat step 2 and add an extra 46.3 & 1/4 half noodles.

5.) once you successfully get someone to count your noodles without the paper falling off your head, ask someone else to count the noodles to make sure the other person who counted them first wasnt cheating. ----if the paper falls while the new person is counting your noodles....you must slap them in the face with a slab of raw meat of your choice. If they get angry move onto step 6. If they stand there in shock with a look on their face like "wtf...did i just get hit with a pound of bologna?" repeat the meat face slapping until the person becomes angry and move on to step 6.

6.) Milk a water buffalo named Weggie. And in the process...ask the water buffalo named Weggie if he likes to limbo? If he acknowledges you, initiate a secret relation. If there is no reaction...pull on a different utter and ask again. If the buffalo becomes slightly horny, mate with the water buffalo and move on to step 7. If you fail, dig a hole underneath the buffalos rear, and lay in it. If the process of stool moving does not accure for the buffalo within 15 minutes, move onto step 7.

7.) Ask Lizzy for my screen name and call her a goooo-ber.

Requirements: This must all be videotaped before Lizzy gives out any information.

Danke,
Chase (

-- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 04:20, 2004-12-13