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alculmahol


alcohol is fun, alcohol is good
i tried to get up but couldn't stood
i drank the suaza
i drank the smirnoff
i talked to my german friend
she hates david hassselhoff
i bowled today
shot 768
came to the conclusion that
this game i hate
had 241, 248
next game front 9, then a spare plus 8
278 is not that bad
this poem is surely influenced by the alcohol i've had

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT for shads
HUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAH for the jew
i looked down and had on no shoes

the girl next to me is getting jealous
her clothing reveals that she's a lil zealous

not sure what it means, her name is kate
i love her to death, thats why shes great

jon's new place is great
his stairwell ties is together
his girlfriend runs around
wearing only a feather

italia plays guitar hero
she's teh best
i guarantee
shes better than the rest

we listen madina lake
the kick the a$$
i guarantee
the get all the a$$

monica is asian
her parents very reserved
she tells them
i'll get wat i deserve, my virginity is not preserved

this is the end
the end i surely hate
i'll see yall
on august 28th

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The best thing about that is the Madina Lake reference.  Good Job Dan.

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Hi... I'm a N00B

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Um, wow.. you shouldn't be allowed to drink. =)

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Over The Hill

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or reproduce....

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J Lynn


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alcohol is fun, no worries about that. now that whole reproducing thing??? i'm not to keen on that concept. just my 2 cents though

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Daniel Farish - 2009 Graduate

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i dont remember letting you borrow any of my neato-superdeeduper-happy-wasted-all-in-one-caplet pills

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Protect & Serve

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I would like to share this bit of info...

I perhaps may be the only person at LU that ever witnessed Shadow singing along to a song. It was Bon Jovi. It was the night JLowe got stupid shnizzled off the kool-aid.




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So L33T It Hurts

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never happened?

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