alcohol is fun, alcohol is good i tried to get up but couldn't stood i drank the suaza i drank the smirnoff i talked to my german friend she hates david hassselhoff i bowled today shot 768 came to the conclusion that this game i hate had 241, 248 next game front 9, then a spare plus 8 278 is not that bad this poem is surely influenced by the alcohol i've had
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT for shads HUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAH for the jew i looked down and had on no shoes
the girl next to me is getting jealous her clothing reveals that she's a lil zealous
not sure what it means, her name is kate i love her to death, thats why shes great
jon's new place is great his stairwell ties is together his girlfriend runs around wearing only a feather
italia plays guitar hero she's teh best i guarantee shes better than the rest
we listen madina lake the kick the a$$ i guarantee the get all the a$$
monica is asian her parents very reserved she tells them i'll get wat i deserve, my virginity is not preserved
this is the end the end i surely hate i'll see yall on august 28th
I perhaps may be the only person at LU that ever witnessed Shadow singing along to a song. It was Bon Jovi. It was the night JLowe got stupid shnizzled off the kool-aid.
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"You know what you can't outsource, Fareed? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls." --Stephen Colbert