Why is "King Sized" a good thing, while "Queen Sized" either derogatory or not-as-good?
If "woman" and "female" are terms for the opposite gender of "man" and "male", why aren't girls called "ohboys"?
Why does someone (nameless coach) run out shots while practicing alone in an empty bowling center? (Saw that today; had to laugh.)
Is there anywhere in the world I can get just a good old cup of black joe without having to use the words "espresso", "latte", or "pretentious a--hole"?
Is it true that the Chicago NL baseball team is Completely Useless By September?
If a certain Canadian bowler rips off a big one, and there is no one around, does it still smell like a decomposing whale?
Why would someone carry two condoms in his bowling bag?
Aren't shadows supposed to be dark?
"If you don't have a Pulse, you're dead..." then why did Columbia discontinue it?
If you have a Fuze Detonator and a Cherry Bomb in your bag, and you try to check them aboard an airplane, will the FBI arrest you?
When will Brunswick come out with the Erogenous Zone?
Start your morning the way I start mine; with a nice fresh cup of bunny! NO caffeine, LOW carbs, and it tastes GREAT! Put a little HOP in your morning, the all-natural way...bunny; it's what's for breakfast.
Why does someone (nameless coach) run out shots while practicing alone in an empty bowling center? (Saw that today; had to laugh.)
Because i finaly threw a good ****ing shot and wanted to clear the way so you could admire its beauty, after all like Haley's commett it may be a long time before we see it again
