who needs those junior wimpy leagues or tournaments. its isnt the real JOG anymore and its all ran by a bunch of people that i think drink super glue for breakfast.
He just think now you can sub with Halwe and find out who can throw it straighter and leave the 5-7-10 this year first
but i had a dream about you guys.. well the whole LU team. you guys were at my mall waitin for the bus to go to a tournament. Halwe was wearing a suit & tie... like a nice one! Ryan G was tokyo drifting in his sunfire in the parking lot. None of the girls looked like anyone i knew, but they appeared to be dressed in prom-like attire with LU logos on them. E & Dre were eating chinese noodles. Randy was tall for some reason. Farish kept jumping around. Sorry Chad, you werent there. And Jlowe tried to stick sticks in Ryan G's rims like it would result in him flipping the car. this is all truth.
btw, i kwit my jawb. im so badarsed raaaaar
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"You know what you can't outsource, Fareed? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls." --Stephen Colbert
That's alright, FJ, I'm used to you being confused.
Oh, and I had a dream about you...you and Dole were separated at birth and you were kidnapped by Amish Gypsies and taken to PA...you grew up to be a metal-headed thuggish good bowler, and Dole grew up...left-handed.
But the Amish ppl are goin through a lot right now... some guy opened fire on an Amish school a week or two ago. not cool. (witnesses say it was actually Dole)
im actually really buttoned-down as of late. i had quite a few life changing events over the last 3 months... which were definitely for the better. I havent been as happy as I currently am since I was probably 13. they always say its always its darkest right before its brightest... & I'm pretty sure I went through that transition. So things are quite good over here. I hope you & everyone else are doing well too. Hopefully I'll see you for some Turkey.
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"You know what you can't outsource, Fareed? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls." --Stephen Colbert
Only unacceptable answers are hobo / Dole / Dole the hobo / hobo Dole / Dole the stanky hobo / WHOA!! That hobo smells like Dole / Cheese helmet manufacturer
Why did you leave your current job, anyway? Was it Dole's fault?
raaaaar
