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The top ten driving pet peeves (a 10,000 person recent survey)

1. Distracted drivers talking on cell phones (28.5 percent)
2. Slow drivers in the fast lane (21.6 percent)
3. Pushy drivers who tailgate (18.1 percent)
4. Drivers who weave through traffic to gain one or two car lengths (12.5 percent)
5. Obnoxious drivers who speed up to keep you from changing lanes (5.5 percent)
6. Hasty drivers who change lanes without signaling (4.9 percent)
7. Road Rage (2.7 percent)
8. Motorcyclists who race down the middle of a lane, between cars (2.1 percent)
9. Women applying makeup and men shaving (1.7 percent)
10. Drivers who leave their turn signal on for miles (0.92 percent)

Anything that the 10,000 people missed?


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I am willfully admiting to partaking in the pleasures of numbers 3, 5, and 7

Mostly 5...But I think that's an artform...Kinda like the naked people at museum displays...Not quite as sexy, but yeah, like that

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If I was a cop in St. Charles I would be the biggest prick

for some unknown reason, the ppl of this area DO NOT know how to use turn signals at all

& they also think its cute to cut you off whenever they feel fit


i'll miss St. Charles... but I can't wait to get away from these maniac drivers.

Does MO not have drivers ed????

(no offense anyone who lives here)

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Yeah, but Farish teaches it..shake it off

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two words:  New Jersey


 


as much as st charles drivers sucked...jersey drivers suck 10 times more and i guess i'm just used to it.... i believe i've partaken in the first 8 on that list...and could give you names of at least 10 other people who have done the same


...its just a surivival tactic on the roads here...



-- Edited by Panic Attack at 00:23, 2006-05-05

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I remember a couple time when I drove you somewhere
I also remeber the one time I was getting out of your car but didn't quite do it fast enough because then came the glorious release of man gas evAr...
I'll let you describe the sensation to these good people here

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okay everyone... just cross the sound of an atom bomb, the feeling of the san francisco earthquake, and the smell of a suage plant that just blew up.

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a sausage plant blew up???????????????????????


O M G




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You didn't mention how malifluous the sound was...Yes it was ungodly loud...and stinky...but wasn't beautiful at the same time??

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okay everyone... just cross the sound of an atom bomb, the feeling of the san francisco earthquake, and the smell of a suage plant that just blew up.

 


 


damn typo..... should have read sewage plant.



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a sausage plant blew up???????????????????????


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sure... beautiful in a "if sounds and smells could burn a hole through your head" sort of way

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A crunk-tastic igloo of rancidness plant blew up???????????????????????


That's more like it
Plagarism roxors

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well put chase...or j lowe...or...ummm...whoever wrote that



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F0RUM JESuS wrote:
a sausage plant blew up???????????????????????


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sure... beautiful in a "if sounds and smells could burn a hole through your head" sort of way


Oh, that's exactly how I meant it
Well, maybe I ment beautiful in a "Josh Smith accidently got his plastic sword and cape stuck in his duodenum" sort of way

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Panic Attack wrote: sure... beautiful in a "if sounds and smells could burn a hole through your head" sort of way Oh, that's exactly how I meant it Well, maybe I ment beautiful in a "Josh Smith accidently got his plastic sword and cape stuck in his duodenum" sort of way

 


 


yeah....definatly.....remember when hew as locked out with only his sword and cape?



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I also remember when he kicked your bolted door in

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Panic Attack wrote:
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Panic Attack wrote: sure... beautiful in a "if sounds and smells could burn a hole through your head" sort of way Oh, that's exactly how I meant it Well, maybe I ment beautiful in a "Josh Smith accidently got his plastic sword and cape stuck in his duodenum" sort of way

 
 
yeah....definatly.....remember when hew as locked out with only his sword and cape?



thats kinda like when jlowe goes to take a wee & shadows is le.... nvm

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yeah...and i have it on tape the second time he tried..... for those of you who have not seen the tape just picture a door through which you can hear approaching foot steps, a loud THUD, and a "OUCH, DAMMIT PANEK...How'd i do that last night"....followed by a lot of laughs

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I was thinking of installing a doggy door for just such an occasion

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bad idea j lowe...that would let teh smell of the track team in


 



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Neat! My last post applies to the 2 previous ones on different topics

mints plz

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Not necessarily...
I once saw on an Angry Beaver cartoon, don't get excited nasty porn-h0lers, that STINK+STINK=NOT STINKY

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J Lowe wrote:

Neat! My last post applies to the 2 previous ones on different topics mints plz

 


 


i'll have to check but i'm pretty sure thats not kosher



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Yeah?? You know what is??
I brought a can of COOKIES AND CREAM macaroons this year during Passover
I mailed you one, but then I drove to Denville and ate it...OOOOOHHHHH it was yum-mo

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s u c k

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S U C K like a fox!!!

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I think I'm pretty much the only person who had **** to do last night...YAY IT'S OVER!!

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