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Mister Ballreturnhumper


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I know I have not made as many posts as I promised I would during the course of the season, but as most of you know I have had other obligations to attend to. 


First and most important I would like to say congrats to the Lady Lions for winning the National Championship.  I know how much you have worked for the past three years and I deep down I am happy that you have never backed down and fought on even when times were black...


Second, I would like to say congrats to all my friends out in Lindenwood for their up coming graduation.  I wish I was out there to party with all of you one last time!!!


As for me... I'm doing well, and I just hope that no one forgets about me, no matter how many years go by...never forget the good ol days!!!


Joshua


PS I miss each and everyone of you like crazy...



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j05h53X(_|_)

-- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 22:20, 2006-05-04

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J Lowe


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Right on, homie
Stories are still told about you...no worries there...I'd like to think I'm leaving a pretty good legacy myself
We miss you, too hunny bunny sugar wugar bear kissy face butsecks flower
You get a video of the birth of the baby so I know what I missed
If she gets sliced open then we'll compare videos
Oh, just so you know - If it's vaginal there is a really good chance she'll rip her choad

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babylovebox++




theres something not right... and i can smell it
it starts with a noun... has two S's
and poop splosions happen frequently
and it kinda looks like Hanke (unshaven)


pretty much what this means is that I miss you too Josh
we need a bowler on Tuesday nights in teh Scranton
move

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J Lowe


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Well, we need a BWA bowler too..move again

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oh, I think we need more toilet paper..bring some

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no. move to da 570
we have mad hos (impregnate at will)
they have no care
30% of them are mexicans and already have kids anyway

milktoots

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I know I'm not much of an outspoken person but I hope you don't take it personal Josh. I do miss having you around.

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Well, I give you a gifty gift..My sister..Plus everyone thought she would have a kid before me...She is my gift to you for coming back to St. Chuckles
squishles

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4N41PUNCH3R!!!1111111

!!!BaByLoVeBoX CoMiN SoOn ToO MySpAcE To PiMp Dem HoS!!



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I didn't know you already had you baby!!!!111!!111222!!11::pointing to fat shirtless man::

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I just noticed that the dude (your son) in the middle has a lion face for a whang...I mean I figured he'd have something interesting there...but...wowzors

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I may be free to fill a BWA spot........maybe.....depends on the terms of the contract

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J Lowe


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and what's the deal with the boy with cottage cheese growths??

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We're okay for now...We have starters and bench players...If Shadow gets a neat-o terrific job we'll be needed some peeps...Right now we're good, though

poopy poopy pants...

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Sounds good to me just keep me informed

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Hey J-lowe, I stole all your pens
But don't worry... I give you 500 yen


I'm sorry if you're upset, but please don't cry
I want to introduce you to my friend Jew-Boy Levi!!!


Now I bet you're really horny
So I found this chick on myspace... Pretend thats your pepperoni


And now for the aches in your tummy
I will prescribe you a vibrating bunny


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Mister Ballreturnhumper


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Thank you all again for all the kind words...or unkind words but really who cares.  Anway you know you all make me feel so special when you refer to me as a legend and my legacy I left in Misourri.  It gives me that nice feeling inside my stomach...


But seriously I wanted to say congrats to the girls because I know how hard they all worked through the years that I was there and it means a lot to me because they finally broke through an reached that golden ring...


And congrats to all that will graduate you will and have done something that I will never do...because as Bill bell once said to me "its liek your wasting youre money here as a high priced hotel...get the hell out of here"


Your one and only ANDREW WK,
Joshua



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Mister Ballreturnhumper wrote:
It gives me that nice feeling inside my stomach...


So you have a retracted testicle?

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Shadow stole Jlowes testicles

he showed me

then he proceeded to ask me

"Now what would Jlowe do with these testicles?"














......5 minutes later he asked again

-- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 22:55, 2006-05-04

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OMG I peed on myslef LOLing

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No I know why I miss you guys so much...and why I drink so much too

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I'll be back... I have to go hit dem biscuits

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me finding a neato terrifico job would fall into the no not ever category

much like women

unless ym hair is spiky

cause shase says so

we need lots of subs since halwe isn't the most unhealthy member

lu hot italian subs suck jlowes stolen testicle

and their mystery tartarishey sauce



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and/or peaches

dem r fuzz-ay

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Don't forget to get the Rg and diff measurements on the kid...JLowe forgot to swing his, and he flares too much.

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shadow wouldnt take the job unless jlowe took it too wacka-whacka



so i'd say everything is still normal for BWA















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-- Edited by F0RUM JESuS at 23:55, 2006-05-04

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F0RUM JESuS wrote:
a sausage plant blew up???????????????????????


O M G




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