Robert Mushtare can throw the ball with 500+ degrees of axis tilt.

One of Robert Mushtare's balls is the prime minister of Estonia while another owns a textile factory downtown.

The High gloss finish on a bowling ball was introduced after someone saw Robert Mushtare's shiny radiant skin glowing in the sunlight.

After his win at the Motel 6 Phoenix Classic Ritchie Allen gave Robert Mushtare his headband as a keep sake, too bad Robert Mushtare never sweats.

Robert Mushtare has shot a perfect series a perfect amount of times.

When Robert Mushtare has s*x with his significant other a bowling ball is born.

Just watching Robert Mushtare will turn you to stone.

Robert Mushtare is illegal in 48 states.

When Robert Mushtare shoots the lights out he literally shatters all the light bulbs in the center with his explosive strike ball.

Robert Mushtare eats cake while he bowls on cake.

Robert Mushtare was taught by Mr. Miyagi before sacrificing him to the bowling gods.

Robert Mushtare has given $0 dollars of his scholarship money to charity, an amount far greater than you'll ever give.

Robert Mushtare's morning wood is far greater than any deadwood you'll ever see.

Robert Mushtare's spares cure cancer, too bad he's never missed on his first shot.

Without Robert Mushtare organized crime in the bowling community would increase by 400%.

Robert Mushtare can not tell a lie. He's never had too.*

When you bowl Robert Mushtare you lose before you lace up your shoes... yeah, he's that good.

Robert Mushtare doesn't bring it, he has it delivered.

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