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Over The Hill

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This equation should be taught in all math classes!


 


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


 


and


 


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%


 


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!


 


 



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no


 



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Well going by that....Loyalty is 110.....teamwork is 106....might not be as high as ass kissing but I guarantee those two are respected a little more....

Even though I shouldnt, I apologize to anyone who is offended by this. It is not directed at anyone in particular as some are probably going to believe but just a little reminder for everyone.......

-- Edited by Hoop at 13:51, 2006-01-23

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In response to what Hoopy Doopy just posted, I'm asking for more information

I understand more stuff went down...I know what cause it and I know who delievered the stuff and who received the stuff and what the reaction from the receiver was

I'm looking for a DIRECT QUOTE from the stuff giver...Not necessarily from the deliverer of the stuff but from anyone who was actually there to know

Post it here

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While "pointless post" equals 199%...and if you complain about being two words....how about "pointless" being at a 129%


But at least it kept me busy for a little bit, the real fun is looking up random words like..."Lindenwood" 115%....."Purdue" 85%.....wowzors


 



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tehbuttseckz=155 (shviffty five)

oompaloompa=132







btw, chad cant find his pants

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Bowling alley fun

-- Edited by Tower at 01:32, 2006-01-25

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BITTENBENDER equals 118% if i can add right.......if that means anything haha

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Tower, don't be a Tabitha
Repost the other picture you originally had up
Weenie

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I can't....FJ owns me. He said "don't make me block you" and I was like "you would never" and he's like "don't tempt me" and I was like "you suck" and he was like "i know, but take it off." ...so I had no option as you can see.

Wow I sound like a girl in the mall with matching fuzzy boots and coat talking on the cellphone in a mini skirt when it is snowing and not watching where I'm going.

And I'm just playing baby. You know I love you.

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I think if my math is right ****sucker is 109%


 


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Yayyyyyyyy drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just for the record... Hot beef injections is 179%. So.. If u really wanna get ahead in this world, that's the key to success.

PS. I have no idea what's going on with all the sh*t talking between everyone. All I can say is that I'm glad I don't go to Dramawood anymore. With the piss-poor faculty and "OC" based setting between the team... I don't see how half of you can stand staying there. Anyways, have a good rest of the semester and for the seniors... Get out of there as quickly as possible.

Chickenstruddles.... Bdub

-- Edited by BDub at 16:53, 2006-02-08

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