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One week and he's all yours!


   As some of you may know (Chase especially!)  Jason has a problem with talking in his sleep!  Some of things that I have heard from him so far include: 


     - "They're all dead!"


     - "I knew it!" In an accusing manner as he smacks me in the back... while I was feeding the baby.


     - "You're goin down bi+ch!"


And of course, how could I forget last night.  He proceeded to yell:


"Douche...(other words I can't make out)...douching...douche(more words I can't make out)...douche."


Well...one more week Chase and he's all yours!  Watch out when he starts flailing his arms!


-Rachel 


 



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wow, and you put up with that stuff?


 


amazing



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but i believe it was chad who once yelled out, "Save The BABY!!!!"

n e one who has ever slept in the same room as jason (poor chase), what have u ever heard him mutter?

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i would have to assume all the douchey yells had to do with nightmares about the BWA's all-worldly performance earlier that night.


 


yes, chad did the baby one.  he also likes to smack the wall & randomly sit up, look at me or my tv, futilely attempt to communicate, then lay back down once i tell him to.  and never ever remember it in the morning.


 


and jason, at a tournament last year.  woke me & chase up as he was standing at the end of the bed screaming incomprehensibly.  we finally told him he was sleep walking (among other things).  so he proceeded to fall face first back onto bed never having woken up at all. 



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all worldly performance? wat did i miss?

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Just_Another_Righty wrote:


all worldly performance? wat did i miss?

Nothing.  There's nothing to see here...you all can go about your business...(yes, your Dad beat me again...)

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even when he bowled on the ****ed up pair? or even 2 nights ago when he shot 149 first game, and managed to get back to 600

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The parashute WON'T OPEN!!!

*rolls around continuously in bed, somehow not falling off* haha

I have been told that I tried to stab the person I was laying next to with a knife I didn't have in my hand. While saying "I'm going to stab you." And on another night, trying to teach a class the difference between the molecular structure of a chicken and a rooster.....with arms outstretched and everything. (doesn't make sense) I don't know how reliable the source is because I no longer trust the individual...but interesting none the less.

When I was with my ex he would surprise me everynight with something new. One night he would yell "chick, chick, chicken nuggets" idk.....or slap the floor while yelling and looking at me "HeyHEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?" (I was not moving at the time) Everytime he did that I could have a small conversation with him and he would not remember it the next morning....good time to get some honest information....ahem.

Another interesting topic of things people do in bed.....Chase put a hole in the wall last night when we were "busy"



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glad he missed you!

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Do we have to take him back?  Things have been so peaceful lately...

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