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J Lowe


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I'm gonna need hardcore help, peeps


Who on the team currently has a legit nickname that's been used for a decent amount of time and has stuck?


Last names and initials do not apply


Your job is to post them


LISTING TIME IS NOW GO!


Scott Lavy - Shadow


Adam Mussman - Applesauce


Jason Collins - Princess


Brian Catnazaro - Big Cat


Chad - Wick, Chadles, Foofy, Snapper, Dave's Brother


I'm tired and lazy so everybody else do their part and do this now or I don't kill Levin for you as a favor the Lithuanian mobsters from whom I stole the precious "Diablo Diamond" that was worth at least as much as the hair from the big boy region of the Big Boy burger chain's enormous mascot the Big Boy that stands outside of each establishment flaunting his tiz-ight pants that are talor made by the little chinese kids working in sweat shops that are privately owned and operated by Big Bird that plays on Sesame Street which coincidently is where I once killed a man for looking too far back into his head so he could find the secret which was tatooed there by Shadow's avatar after he was awared the center square on Hollywood Squares for his award winning role as "Lovey Dovey Monkey Biter" in the famous porno "That Thing Eats and Fucks Everything" which aired on PBS last night around the same time that Levin farted


I think I just swallowed a battery.


 



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Cat


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Hey, does this apply to me?  I know that my current nickname has caused controversity with one bowler.

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Tower


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Only one that has stuck for a significant amount of time is Lizzy.  The second longest would be "stinky" (I'm really not) or "Lizzle" :o) Others could be :Tower, Twig, Twiglet, Legs, Amazon, Gentle Giant, Horse, Tall-E, Twigenator, Lizzle, Liz, Lizard


Need more...I got a list somewhere.



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mine would have to be ashcan...aimes just started it one day last year and well it just stuck!


i have no idea why though



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Cat wrote:
Hey, does this apply to me?  I know that my current nickname has caused controversity with one bowler.


Hey... I already gave you the chance to come up with another nickname. Got one yet?

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I do not count because it's my last name shortened

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J Lowe


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Might I suggest some of the following name generators:

Goddamn Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator

Pimp Name Generator

This one has a bad word in the link name, so you have to do it manually:
www.prisonbichname.com - If you add a t after bi and before ch you'll get there okay

Louis Farrakhan's African Name Generator

Those should help

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footpba


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Jlo, I tried those sites.  My new nicknames are;


Rock Hard Teapot


Bishop Don Randy Rockefeller,


and my favorite, Buckwheat!


Thanks, I feel like a new man.


Rockhard Bishop Don Rockefeller Buckwheat Teapot Randall (just rolls off your tongue, doesn't it)



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Cat


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Randell, that is really funny. I did the same thing, and none of them really stuck with me either.  Although, there were some funny ones.

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buckwheat....to a city person

what the hell is it gonna come up with for me?

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Tower


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Master Fly Clements Slick

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Ok here go my names from those sites

Doctor Kool
Pimp Daddy T. Kicks
....AND
Shaleesa

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J Lowe


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Ass Machine Lobos

Fine Ass J. Dogg

Goo Gobbler (from the Prison B*tch Name Generator that nobody used)

Zuwarah

Suck on those, bizzles

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Ass Machine Kwafi

Magic Tickle. D. Luthor

Shekwan

Skin Flautist



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philmark11


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Stim-U-L8 Dawg


Reverend P. Fresh


Shuakhwe


Actually...the nickname that's stuck the longest is PhilMark because of my former dual radio identity!



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Jim Shizzlemah (sucks)


Malcom J


and Pimpified


Golden Brown Jim Slither


Pimptastic J. Clinton


President J. Quick


Bishop Don J. Large



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Luspectra5


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This is what I got:


Stim-U-L8 Kool



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Well bdub has been with me forever. Not sure why... But its cool enuff for me to get it tatted on my back...

But my pimp name is stealth maestro brandon trump.

And pickle dick

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Tower


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Recently some person who shall remain nameless (*cough* Chase *cough*) gave me the nickname of "pumpernickel" and I was supposed to find out what the hell it is...so here ya go.




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Didn't my nickname come up as a issue before?  I thought that you all were going to pick one for me?  Yeah, I know I had one, but the few of us that knew the basis of that nickname decided that it could no longer stay around.  I was thinking about this topic the other day, and remembered a nickname that hasn't been used in years.  It was given to me by my uncle and since he was removed from my family (divorce) it hasn't been used.  It really explains my likeness of one of the 69 Boyz songs.  He used to call me Tootsie Roll.  If you all (Big Cat) really want me to use a different one, I guess that I could use this one, or like previously stated you guys can think up a new one.



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I already picked one for you: Tabitha.

The members of the board have already ok'd it.

I'll see you on Judge Joe Brown.

-- Edited by TheBigSnatch at 17:35, 2005-11-15

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Cat


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Big Cat, I'm sorry, but I can't accpet that nickname.  I used to work with a Tabitha, and her and I didn't get along.  So, looks like you need to come up with another one.  And who is this board anyway?!?

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i am the board

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J Lowe


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C'mon, Tabitha
Get w/ the program
FJ owns/operates/pleasures/maintenincizes the board of which your on
So technically he keeps you up and running, Tabitha
You know what they say about thou which doesn't appreciate the board on which they are on...They turn into Levin
So in the end, Tabitha, it is your sole responsibility to not become him

Tabitha 4 Life

TABITHA TABITHA TABITHA
TABITHA TABITHA TABITHA
TABITHA TABITHA TABITHA

-- Edited by J Lowe at 15:36, 2005-11-16

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Oh let bygones be bygones...forget your bad experiences in the past with all Tabithas and graciously accept your new name. Then we all shall live happily ever after....except Levin.

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Cat


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But I don't like that name!!!!

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J Lowe


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Tabitha is a wonderful name, Tabitha
The name Tabitha could beat up Mike Tyson in his prime
The name Tabitha could make Jenna Jameson scream out in actual pain even though her vagina is like as big as the Spellman Center
The name Tabitha knows only slightly less about football than Big Cat
The name Tabitha can loft the ball twice as far as Valenta
The name Tabitha has 4 times as much porn as Shadow and Ridilla combined
The name Tabitha beat Jesus at water polo
The name Tabitha schooled Michael Jordan at hoops
The name Tabitha could make Halwe immortal
The name Tabitha takes shi+s that smell like boston creme rolls
Embrace your new name
Remember Catherine, nobody is better than you

Bestest smiley transition award goes to me

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J Lowe wrote:

The name Tabitha could make Halwe immortal...

Immortal? Or immoral?...


I like the name Tabitha...Carol's daughter's name is Tabitha.  It reminds me of a young witch (the show "Bewitched"...before all y'alls time)



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Tabitha is ur new name just get use to it

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I think that Tabitha is one of the worst names on the planet.  Lafawndah is way better.  Shanaynay is up there.  Boomquesha...is not so grand. 


BTW I get a new nephew in April.  His name is going to be Daniel Joseph Clements.  Can't wait.



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